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&39I want to rip Bill Clinton&39s eyes out. Kidding! See, that&39s what ... - guardian.co.uk

She&39s not gonna eat the brown banana or the shrivelledy-up things. It&39s got to be fresh for them to want it. Who&39s got time to go to the fruit stand? ...
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2008/may/04/barackobama

Mother??s Day Essays Lawrence Journal-World

The Lawrence Journal-World asked readers 18 and under for submissions to our Mother??s Day Essay Contest, and the results were overwhelming. Throughout this special section are the letters we received. Looking for the contest winners? The mothers feature
http://www2.ljworld.com/news/2008/may/04/mothers_day_essays/

Top 10 Mitch Hedberg Jokes

This guy was hilarious, and these are some of his best jokes, obviousely. Although my favorite joke ends with the puchline "I am not making a pastrami, cottage cheese, banana bread sandwich! That would totally ruin my reputation!".
http://www.alternativereel.com/includes/top-ten/display_review.php?id=00010

-- Post Your Banana Joke Here -- - Banana Forum - GardenWeb

Oct 11, 2008 ... Check out the Banana Joke of the month below . ... OK, let&39s get my current banana jokes backlog cleared toward a compendium of Banna ...
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... banana jokes from Jokedictionary.com, a huge a-z collection of funny jokes about every subject you could imagine.
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He calls everybody his friend - Marlborough Express

Mr Vercoe also spends time at Wairau Hospital talking to patients and their families and even finds time to bake banana cake once a month for the Salvation ...
http://www.stuff.co.nz/marlboroughexpress/4503600a6563.html

New Music: The Black Ghosts: "Repetition Emperor Machine Remix" Stream Pitchfork

The potential banana jokes never stop. UK electro-pop duo the Black Ghosts ' white label-only single " The Repetition Kills You " features two instantly recognizable ape-man vocalists: yes, ex-Simian singer Simon Lord who is one half of the Black Ghosts a
http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/article/download/47191-the-black-ghosts-repetition-emperor-machine-remix-stream

The Making of Donkey Kong Country

Have you seen The Making of Donkey Kong Country yet? Back in 1994 this was a big deal and makes the following video both interesting and hilarious to watch. Waaaay too many banana jokes, though.
http://www.videogamesblogger.com/2007/12/04/the-making-of-donkey-kong-country.htm

Scratch Project Banana Joke

MazzTyl1 3 months, 1 week ago. Why thank you i have always liked that joke also! ... Download "Banana Joke"2 sprites and 3 scripts and open it in Scratch ...
http://scratch.mit.edu/projects/MazzTyl1/65476

Ajokes.com - Orange and Banana joke

This page is about Orange and banana joke.Read it and have fun! If you have any good jokes yourself, why not submit them for the rest of the world to see? ...
http://www.ajokes.com/jokes/2307.html

Humor Banana jokes, funny pictures, comics, cartoons, fun pics, ...

Funny jokes and pictures for your enjoyment! ... ... collected these pictures and jokes from numerous sources, and believe them all to ...
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Camping at Manresa State Beach, near Santa Cruz, provides an ... - Los Angeles Times

Until now, the three-day trip had been all fun and games -- goofing around on the sand, doing crossword puzzles, telling stupid jokes. ...
http://www.latimes.com/news/education/la-tr-manresa4may04,0,3681698.story

Should The Clintons Have Run As Equals? CBS News

What if the Clintons had run as equals - and offered what would effectively be a co-presidency? This would have been a risky strategy to be sure, and without the benefit of hindsight few people might have recommended it, says The New Republic .
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/05/01/opinion/main4061657.shtml

PowerMonkey goes bananas with charging

The PowerMonkey might sound like a joke of a device but it certainly is dead serious when it comes to business - this phallic-looking gadget actually stores up to 96 hours of standby power for your cellphone, 40 hours...
http://www.ubergizmo.com/15/archives/2006/10/powermonkey_goes_bananas_with_charging.html

Bananas Jokes

Jokes about Bananas. ... There is a banana stuck in one of his ears, a cucumber in the other ear, and a carrot stuck in one nostril. ...
http://jokes4all.net/jokes/bananas/jokes.html

YouTube - Kirk Cameron And Bananas

... contents don't squirt in your face"-IT'S A FUCKING banana YOU IDIOT ... realised, my bottle of coke fits perfectly into my hand, just like god's banana! ...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2z-OLG0KyR4

Billy The Banana Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

A collection of computer-generated Billy The banana jokes. 'Where does Billy the banana go on holiday?' 'Billy The Bananada'
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/jokes/Billy+the+Banana

Cartoon apocalypse - guardian.co.uk

Its hallucinatory quality made Kurt Vonnegut a hero to hippies and peaceniks, writes Benjamin Kunkel Good bad jokes: Kurt Vonnegut. ...
http://books.guardian.co.uk/departments/sciencefiction/story/0,,2276354,00.html

Twelve hours with a Scottish GP Daily Record

FAMILY docs are being accused of earning too much and working too little. They are angry at plans to force them to work evenings and weekends and are threatening to strike for the first time. Some are threatening to go private because they fear their sala
http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/editors-choice/2008/05/06/twelve-hours-with-a-scottish-gp-86908-20406673/

World News - Asian Fat Girl Banana Doing a Split

Fat / Disabled Girls were always the joke when we were younger BUT THATS ALL CHANGED!! Fat girls are now being monetized by major corporations who want to advertise using a different medium. Corporations have begun creating moo-moos and dresses for th
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Joke It - Funny Jokes - Free Jokes - Knock Knock Jokes Banana

Knock Knock Jokes. Banana. Joke Rating: rate funny jokes 577 votes Views: 15890 ... banana Knock Knock Who&39s There? banana Knock Knock Who&39s There? ...
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JokeBanana: Jokes Archives

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Squonk Banana - Jokes For Jokers

... squonk banana - jokes for jokers ... One or two little jokes for the purpose of entertainment.
http://www.chris-green.freeserve.co.uk/jokes.htm

Schueppert column: Thompkins&39 &39Impersonal&39 digs up laughs without ... - St. Cloud Times

I will go to banana Republic and I will buy shirts two at a time. I know what you&39re saying you&39re saying, &39Paul, those shirts cost a lot of money. ...
http://www.sctimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080410/ENT02/104100067/1005/ENT

'I want to rip Bill Clinton's eyes out. Kidding! See, that's what gets me into trouble' Guardian Unlimited

On the campaign trail with Michelle Obama
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2008/may/04/barackobama?gusrc=rss&feed=politics

Banana over Texas a real project. Not a hoax, joke or soviet plot.

Despite much skepticism among Diggers, the banana over Texas project is real and moving ahead.
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/story/RTGAM.20070109.wxbanana09/BNStory/Entertainment/home

Banana Man&39s Humor Vault - 1000&39s of Jokes

1000s of hilarious jokes by category: blonde, drinking, animal, engineer, religion, computer, Clinton, golf, lawyer, fishing, farmer, relationship, genie, ...
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Banana Peel - Desi Jokes Joke

Banana Peel Customer: "How much is that banana for?" Salesperson: "1.00" Customer: "Can you sell it to me for 60 cents?" Salesperson: "At that rate, you&aposll only get the banana ...
http://www.desiest.com/jokes/joke.jsp?id=6701

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Twelve hours with a Scottish GP - Glasgow Daily Record

He said: "I don&39t do lunch, I grab a banana if I have the time. I guess we are not very good at practising what we preach." Afternoons are usually spent ...
http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/editors-choice/2008/05/06/twelve-hours-with-a-scottish-gp-86908-20406673/

World War II pilot still lives in the winds, with love on his wings The Farmington Daily Times

A brisk breeze sends the backyard decorative windmill into a frantic spin, while snow-capped Rocky Mountains loom in the distance on this sunny spring day upon the tall bluffs of Crouch Mesa.
http://www.daily-times.com/ci_9113909?source%3Dmost_emailed.26978592730A3B8C7F471EACE0DA4EF2.html

Local store's food items might be older than you think

It sounds like the beginning of a bad joke:A guy walks into a Times Herald-Record bureau with a bagful of food.But this guy has a serious purpose. The food &8212 boxes of taco shells and muffin mix and pasta salad and banana cereal snack squares &am
http://www.recordonline.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070317/NEWS/703170329

YouTube - Old jokes - Banana peel

Old jokes - banana peel. Hello, you either have JavaScript ...45 sec -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a___QUUatJA

Funny Banana Jokes

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You must be joking! - Malaysia Star

Laughing at a person who slips on a banana skin or who receives a cream pie in the face, or guffawing and whooping wildly at the untamed hilarity of an ...
http://thestar.com.my/lifestyle/story.asp?file=/2008/4/11/lifefocus/20629545&sec=lifefocus

Camping at Manresa State Beach, near Santa Cruz, provides an education in nature Los Angeles Times

The state beach is close enough for day trips to UC Santa Cruz but far from the sights and sounds of civilization. Manresa Uplands, Calif.
http://www.latimes.com/news/education/la-tr-manresa4may04,0,3681698.story?track=rss

What A Joke!?: Khalid Shaikh Mohammed Confesses to Impregnating Anna Nicole

Khalid Shaikh Mohammed Confesses to Impregnating Anna Nicole. He also eats Chiquita bananas. What a joke!?
http://what-a-real-joke.blogspot.com/2007/03/khalid-shaikh-mohammed-confesses-to.html

The Big Bad Banana!! page 3

This site features my very own collection of banana stickers. I have over 100 banana stickers on display. This site also provides a list of banana jokes, ...
http://pages.prodigy.net/nsgrosky/_wsn/page3.html

East German jokes - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

... the GDR at traffic hubs and in front of supermarkets there are "banana machines". You stick a banana in and five Ostmarks come out! edit Political jokes ...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GDR_jokes

Amber, Cosmetologist, Hairstylist, April, Blue, Pink, Banana Jokes ...

A collection of computer-generated Amber, Cosmetologist, Hairstylist, April, Blue, Pink, banana jokes.
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/jokes/Amber,+cosmetologist,+hairstylist,+april,+blue,+pink,+banana

Top Chef Recap: Season Four, Episode Seven - San Francisco Chronicle

Which is when Richard, in describing his banana scallop and guacamole dessert announces, "I&39m very tongue and cheek and very witty. ...
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfgate/detail?blogid=3&entry_id=26148

Move over, journalists: Jon Stewart is here MSNBC

Stewart is a funnyman first and may never be taken seriously as a journalist. But the journalistic portion of his show is done better than most of those offered by the blatherheads on TV today.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24342824/

European Parliament Goes Bananas over Bad Joke

The Parliament Magazine is running an MEP of the year competition. One of the candidates is the attractive Hungarian gypsy MEP called L?via J??r??ka. A number of young assistants, possibly taken with her undoubted charms sent out a round robin email lobb
http://www.brusselsjournal.com/node/1390comment

Bottleneck Blog : Los Angeles Times : Insert your banana joke here

Insert your banana joke here. Here&39s the wire item from CNS:. A big rig hauling 40 tons of bananas overturned today on a freeway transition road in Downey, ...
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/bottleneck/2007/02/insert_your_ban.html

Christine Harris - Fun for kids: Jokes

Banana Jokes. Cool Bananas is about a girl called Claudia who visits her Grandpa for the first time, expecting an old man with a walking cane who smells like cabbage.
http://www.christineharris.com/jokes.htm

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Simian Super Heroes Coming to Comics With Marvel Apes - Wired News

... toss around funny one-liners about with your friends as you sip drinks in this case: banana daiquiris. But to have a STORY you need more than jokes. ...
http://blog.wired.com/underwire/2008/04/simian-super-he.html

Camping at Manresa state beach, near Santa Cruz, provides an education in nature Los Angeles Times

The state beach is close enough for day trips to UC Santa Cruz but far from the sights and sounds of civilization. As 10 eyes peered down into the dark opening, we felt our bravery quotient take a severe hit.
http://www.latimes.com/news/education/la-tr-manresa4-2008may04,0,3339001.story?track=rss

The BANANA phone joke, time to bring it back

Timeless humor
http://www.lasnark.com/time-to-bring-it-back-the-banana-phone-joke

JokeBanana: Welcome to Joke Banana!

Welcome to Joke Banana! June 19, 2006 10:13 AM. Email This To A Friend. Think you&39re funny? Know someone who is? Want to submit a joke, video, or blog entry ...
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JokeCracker.com - Banana jokes

Banana jokes Mandy: Our teacher went on a special banana diet. Andy: Did she lose weight? Mandy: No, but she sure could climb trees well!
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By Barbara L. Fredricksen and Arts, Entertainment Katie Kerwin, as Prima Donna, and Matthew McGee, as Top Banana, perform in Sugar Babies at the Show Palace ...
http://www.tampabay.com/features/performingarts/article464397.ece

DinoRock troupe has plenty to offer kids and their parents The Record

Huge dancing dinosaurs will round out the Musical Chairs 2008 Children's Concert Series when the prehistoric reptiles and human sidekicks of DinoRock take the stage Friday at the Scottish Rite Auditorium in Stockton.
http://recordnet.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080501/A_ENTERTAIN/805010317/-1/RSS03

Bin Laden Joke - Day-O Banana Boat Song Parody

Osama bin Laden Jokes. jokes about bin Laden and the War on Terrorism. To be sung to the tune of "Day-O The banana Boat Song". Day-O...oh Day-O, ...
http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/blosamajokedayo.htm

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Using banana-skin - Funny Jokes - FunnyPictures.TV

Using banana-skin - funny jokes ... You see this banana-skin? Invite me to your house while you are having sex, and ...
http://www.funnypictures.tv/html/jokes/men-jokes/2006-04-30/men-joke_1146391335d122793.html